The Art Schlichter Report: Week 14

The Art Schlichter Report is our weekly look at the CFL betting lines and our picks. In the spirit of Mr. Art Schlichter our picks will probably be unreliable. BTW, Schlichter seems to be turning things around. Week 13 picks are here. We went back to our usually poopy predictions last week at 1-3. We [...]

Az If

The Calgary Stampeders have added another pass snatcher to their roster, Az-Zahir Hakim. The former member of “the greatest show on turf” was homeless in the NFL this year and has landed in Cow-Town. Hakim has played for the Rams, Lions, Saints and Chargers. He will no doubt be used as a returner.
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The Hardware: Week 13

Trying something new with The Hardware. Here’s the CFL picks. Here’s the CFL’s Week 13 selections and after our selections for the runners up.
CFL Picks
Offensive POW – Geroy Simon: The Superman pose was unleashed on 28,000 plus Riders fans on Saturday. Geroy also told Wally how he felt about his lack of seeing balls (haha). [...]

Hank In The Tank (For The Year?)

Stampeders QB Henry Burris will miss at least two weeks with a dislocated left shoulder. The Calgary Sun’s Eric Francis is saying Burris dun, dun, dun…for the year. This really sucks for the Stamps because they have to face B.C. and Saskatchewan in the next two weeks and because their backup is Akili Smith. [...]

Hamilton, This Is Your Franchise Player

“I need a soldier!” Wow, YouTube is so glorious it defies definition. This is of course the most overpaid handsomely paid Hamilton Tiger Cats QB Casey Printers posing in a series of sweaty shots. There are one’s with eye black, a couple with Florida A & M helmet and our [...]

Sherko Haji-Rasouli – O-Lineman or UFC Fighter?

This incident in Saturday’s nail biting contest between the Riders and Lions is getting more ink than anything else in the league this week. After watching this video, do you think:

SHR should be suspended.
Rob Murphy has the best damn chokehold in the league.
The Riders are whinners.
All of the above.

Were [...]

Argos 31, Bombers 23: Chicks Dig The Long TD

The Toronto Argonauts made their footsteps a little bit louder in the East division playoff race with a convincing win over the Winnipeg Bomb Squad. Kenny Wheaton’s 84 yard pick six and Dominique Dorsey’s 97-yard kickoff return spurred the double blue. The Bombers were without Jesus Milt Stegall and apparently Chaz Roberts, who managed to [...]

Eskimos 16, Alouettes 10: No Touchdowns Allowed

The Edmonton Eskimos and the Montreal Alouettes tried their best not to win on Sunday. Rod Black even got in on the fun saying something to the effect of ‘Sportscentre is on later and it will have highlights from this game, it will probably be the shortest highlight pack in history.’ Here’s Edmonton’s scoring by [...]

“There’s A F****** Reason Why I Want The Ball”

If you’re a Lions fan this is probably something you’ll want to watch over and over again. If you’re a Rider fan you probably need to clean up the mess you just made. And if you have no allegiance you might enjoy the reigning CFL MOP scoring the biggest TD of [...]

Lions 37, Riers 34: They’re The “Riers” Cause They Got No D

The B.C. Lions led Saturday night’s game with the Saskatchewan Roughriders less than a minute and that’s all that matters.  The Riders managed to do snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Facing a 3rd and 10 from the Riders 33 yard line, Jarious Jackson took a big hit and delivered a strike to a [...]