When I read this beautiful article on the self-proclaimed Jermaine ”Sexy” Mays, I was speechless. I don’t think I can write anything funnier than what Jermaine…er Sexy said himself. Here’s a sampling of some comic gold from the article penned by Sean Fitz-Gerald of the National Post (thank you Sean) on Mr. Mays:
“I’m thinking about changing [...]
June 19, 2007
No Jermaine – Too Sexy
June 19, 2007
“Obnoxious Comedian” Resumes Career
Desperate for a defensive end the Edmonton Eskimos signed Rahim Abdullah over the weekend. The 31-year-old Abdullah was not re-signed by the Stamps after two seasons. His brother Khalid was recently released by the Stamps as well. Rahim began his career with the Esks, playing two years before heading south. He is known less for his tackling [...]
June 19, 2007
Argos Ink Island
Recent NFL cut and Canadian o-lineman Steve Morley has signed with the Toronto Argonauts. Perry Lefko of Sportsnet.ca is reporting that Morley inked a one year plus option contract worth $125,000. Morley chose the Argos over the Bombers and Als. The 6′7, 330 pounder played one season with the Calgary Stampeders before bolting south. We thought he [...]
June 19, 2007
Pair Of Cats Hang Up Their Claws
TSN.ca is reporting that Hamilton 12-year vets Mike Morreale and Rob Hitchcock will announce their simultaneous retirement today. Morreale has spent the majority of his career in Hamilton with two short stints in Toronto. Hitchcock has only played for the black and gold. Both are 36 and were on the down slope of their careers. [...]
